Steve Wallis’ musical poem:
PC783 Is Very Sexy
Written by Steve Wallis, 21/7/2009
PC783 is very sexy
Was she betrothed to another
When I impersonated my brother?
PC783 arrested me
PC783 is very sexy
I know the name of that beautiful dame
’Cos I phoned the cop shop - and she is drop drop
Dead gorgeous!
PC783 is very sexy
They asked me who could verify who I was
And I told them Martin Smith because
He leads the SWP
Which may now help us become free
Now John Rees has gone, MI5’s number one
Martin Smith - his revolutionary credentials are a myth
He’s MI5’s number two
He’ll never be true
At Marxism 2009
My intervention went fine
I spoke on Palestine
I exposed Martin Smith - his revolutionary credentials are a myth
For speaking glowingly about Gilad Atzmon
When Smith gave a jazz sermon
The SWP keep inviting Atzmon to speak
And there have been protests since he’s anti-semitic
Of that my brother was accused
But he was being used
By Atzmon and Smith - whose revolutionary credentials are a myth
Smith is so ugly and boring
He’s almost worth ignoring
Don’t ignore Harry’s Place
While Martin Smith is ugly
PC783 is sexy
I sung nude in the police station cell
And I was turned on, they could tell
To PC783 it is a mystery
Why she’ll be a witness for me
When I sue Manchester City Council for an eighth of my poll tax
Some of my ancestors worked in a Cornish tin mine
The court case will be sublime
But to PC783 it will be a mystery
Since we only just met
And she’s nothing to do with my debt
So why do I want her as a witness?
It’s simple - PC783 is very sexy
She’s sexy, sexy, very very sexy
She’s very sexy
I have recorded this musical poem in MP3 format.