Steve Wallis’ musical poem:
William Hague is Vague
Inspired by The World Is Planned – Galaxia/Red Day
Written by Steve Wallis, 6/4/2010
William Hague is vague
He won’t say
’Til after election day
Whether he’d have supported the war on Iraq
If he knew about the lack
Of weapons of mass destruction
Make the obvious deduction
CHORUS:
Don’t vote for those Tory gits
They really are the pits
They are a bunch of twits
Don’t let them lead the Brits
William Hague is vague
He wants to be foreign secretary
But be wary
Of that skinhead git
Not just ’cos he’s a twit
He looks like he could be in the BNP
How very very scary
William Hague is vague
He’s friends with a Tory lord
Who should be done for fraud
A businessman based in Belize
Another case of Tory sleaze
But he legally avoids tax
The loopholes are very lax
Let’s open up the cracks
And get the rich off our backs
Cameron and Osborne are vague too
They lead the party for the few
What cuts they’ll make are a mystery
The dangers of voting Tory
CHORUS
I have recorded this musical poem in MP3 format.